I’m shaking here
[Phone rings]
Suzy: Hello?
Bob: Suzy, you won’t believe what I’m seeing right now!
Suzy: What, Bob? What’s going on?
Bob: There’s a guy running down the street with a chainsaw! He’s chasing a group of teenagers!
Suzy: WHAT?! Where are you?! Call the police!
Bob: Wait, calm down… now they just went into an abandoned house in the middle of nowhere…
Suzy: That’s insane! Get out of there, Bob!
Bob: No time! Look, one of them just opened a door… and there was a clown with a horrible mask inside!
Suzy: Oh my God! Bob, you’re gonna die!
Bob: Worse! They split up! You know when the group splits up, it always ends badly!
Suzy: Bob, FOR GOD’S SAKE, jump out the window!
Bob: I can’t… the window’s locked… with chains! Now the lights are flickering… someone’s about to scream…
[A scream in the background]
Suzy: I’m shaking here! Where are you, what street is this?!
Bob: Calm down, calm down… breathe. Now the villain is coming closer… walking really slow…
Suzy: BOB! TELL ME YOUR LOCATION NOW!
Bob: …
Suzy: Hello?!
Bob: Oh, Suzy… sorry. I forgot to mention: I’m watching a horror movie on TV.
Suzy: …Are you kidding me?!
Bob (laughing): Relax, I just didn’t want to change the channel and miss the best part.
Suzy: Bob… you need therapy.
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